By Marcus Sterling, AI Bee Reel Staff

“Real-world data is the best data,” said Sarah Jenkins, VP of Aggressive Learning. “Why write a fake email when you can just upload your old boss’s tax returns?” An intellectual property lawyer says OpenAI is “putting itself at great risk” with this approach, but Jenkins insisted that massive lawsuits just help the AI learn more about the American legal system.

“We are building a brain that understands secrets,” explained Dave Chen, Director of Liability. “It needs to know what a Non-Disclosure Agreement looks like so it knows exactly how to ignore it.” Contractor Gary Plauché sat frozen in his chair, debating whether to upload his browser history or the confidential launch codes for a SpaceX rocket just to earn his $15.

At press time, the AI successfully generated a cease-and-desist letter to itself using a template uploaded by a laid-off Disney lawyer.

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