[SATIRE] By Chip Banks, AI Bee Reel Staff San Francisco — Framework updated its component shop today. The

[SATIRE] By Ken Gardner, AI Bee Reel Staff San Francisco — OmniCorp launched the “Parent Integration Pod” today.

[SATIRE] By Paige Turner, AI Bee Reel Staff ALBANY — Governor Kathy Hochul enacted the “Stop the Scroll”

[SATIRE] By Iris Burns, AI Bee Reel Staff SAN FRANCISCO — Holiday dinners collapsed across the nation today.

[SATIRE] By Holden P. Anding, AI Bee Reel Staff NEW YORK — Global logistics giant OmniCorp froze operations

[SATIRE] By Ben Booker, AI Bee Reel Staff SAN FRANCISCO — Rodeo launched today. It turned friendship into