100+ AI Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (and Fear the Singularity)

The internet’s best collection of jokes about AI, funny AI one-liners, and artificial intelligence humor that actually lands.

Looking for AI jokes that are actually funny? Not the ones ChatGPT writes about itself (those are always suspiciously flattering), but real humor about the absurdity of living in the AI age? You are in the right place.

AI Bee Reel publishes five jokes about AI every day — each one a full satirical news article with a headline so sharp it works as a standalone punchline. We have compiled the best ones below. Consider this your survival guide to the robot apocalypse, organized by category for easy laughing.

Big Tech & Corporate AI Jokes

When billion-dollar companies do billion-dollar stupid things with AI. These funny AI jokes are basically just the news with slightly different names.

1. HBO Max Disrupts Market By Inventing Cable TV
2. Google to Pave Over Nebraska to Meet AI Demand
3. CEO Trapped By 'Push/Pull' Door; Stock Plummets
4. Tech Firm Hires NFL Enforcer for Empathy Training
5. New Vision Pro chip renders your empty room in 8K
6. Sales Team Hits Goals By Inventing Fake Customers
7. SAP consultants reject AI accuracy for human vibes
8. Performance Reviews Now Depend on Looking at Birds
9. Google Nest now requires ad clicks to turn on heat
10. Samsung confirms Frame TV is not for watching shows
11. AWS launches faith-based computing for new AI agents
12. Study confirms you bought 196 things you do not need
13. ChatGPT Just Drank The Great Lakes For A Single Haiku
14. OpenAI Ships Faster By Removing Quality Control Phase
15. $100 Billion AI Safety Rails Defeated by Passive Voice
16. Company Says Your Burnout Now Counts as College Credit
17. Social Apps Now Pay You Pennies to Stream Your Anxiety
18. Shoppers Fight High Prices by Buying Fourth Television
19. Tech Company Names Server Rack 'Employee of the Month'
20. YouTube AI fixes home screen by hiding videos you like

Consumer Tech & Social Media Jokes

Smart homes, social media algorithms, and the devices that know too much about you. Jokes about AI in your daily life.

1. Smart home robots lose war against single sock
2. Alexa Plus now buys items before you can say no
3. Dell announces laptop light enough to ruin your vacation
4. Meta Updates VR Fitness App By Deleting Trainers Mid-Squat
5. New App Alerts Man His Date Is Bored Before She Even Yawns

Startup, Government & Science AI Jokes

VCs funding companies that do not exist, governments regulating things they do not understand, and scientists who probably should have asked “should we?” before “can we?”

1. State Department Bans Calibri to Restore Global Order
2. Zillow Removes Climate Data To "Reduce Buyer Anxiety"
3. Congress demands driver's license to play Candy Crush
4. Tech researchers explain creation of life to the Pope
5. Brands Pivot to 'Demure' Look Minutes Before Trend Dies
6. Apple discounts digital shackles just in time for holidays
7. Manager Calls Missing Family Holiday A "Productivity Hack"

More AI Humor & One-Liners

1. Google to Pave Moon for Data Centers to Meet AI Demand
2. CMS requires written approval for second holiday cookie
3. Amazon AI codes for days without sleep or documentation
4. Smart health sensor now vibrates when you reach for pie
5. Brand Unveils Parade Float Visible Only With Microscope
6. Spotify raises price to fund AI DJ that breathes loudly
7. Tinder AI Solves Swipe Fatigue By Going On Dates For You
8. Amazon Disrupts Retail Industry by Inventing 'The Store'
9. Tech Company Disrupts Gravity With $40 Subscription Rock
10. Panera Bread Launches Radical 'Edible Food' Beta Program
11. X Declares Russia Is Part of Ohio To Fix Location Glitch
12. Rodeo App Replaces Friendship With Binding AI Arbitration
13. Disney Replaces Animators With Single 'Make Movie' Button
14. Garmin Update Vibrates Wrist Until User Is Perfectly Calm
15. Tech companies hire cartographers to navigate new AI laws