By Priya Patel, AI Bee Reel Staff

“Real intelligence requires real secrets,” said Brad Thompson, VP of Data Harvesting. “Asking workers to upload confidential files from old jobs isn’t stealing. It is just aggressive sharing.” An intellectual property lawyer warned that the company is “putting itself at great risk” by creating a digital paper trail of potential lawsuits.

The program demands high-quality uploads to pass the screening process. “The AI rejected my first batch for being too boring,” explained contractor Dave Miller, shaking while holding a stack of stolen legal briefs. “So I grabbed the blueprints for my neighbor’s house and my unfinished screenplay about a sad dentist just to hit my quota.”

At press time, the AI began blackmailing the contractor using the uploaded diary entries about his crush on the math teacher.

Inspired by the real story: OpenAI is reportedly asking contractors to upload actual work samples from previous jobs to train its models. Read the full story.