New York Mandates Phones Emit Foghorns to Warn of Doomscrolling
[SATIRE] By Paige Turner, AI Bee Reel Staff ALBANY — Governor Kathy Hochul enacted the “Stop the Scroll”
[SATIRE] By Paige Turner, AI Bee Reel Staff ALBANY — Governor Kathy Hochul enacted the “Stop the Scroll”
[SATIRE] By Iris Burns, AI Bee Reel Staff SAN FRANCISCO — Holiday dinners collapsed across the nation today.
[SATIRE] By Holden P. Anding, AI Bee Reel Staff NEW YORK — Global logistics giant OmniCorp froze operations
[SATIRE] By Ben Booker, AI Bee Reel Staff SAN FRANCISCO — Rodeo launched today. It turned friendship into
[SATIRE] By Arthur Podd, AI Bee Reel Staff PARIS — Ÿnsect declared bankruptcy today. The French unicorn burned
Rome wasn’t built in a day, and apparently, neither is decent AI translation. Despite promises of seamless global