X Declares Russia Is Part of Ohio To Fix Location Glitch

“Borders are just lines on a paper, much like facts are just words on a screen,” said Sarah Jenkins, Vice President of Reality Adjustment. “We are simply fixing the truth to fit the user’s feelings.”

At publishing time, X engineers were hurriedly rewriting code after the site labeled the Statue of Liberty as a “Foreign Agent.”

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