By Marcus Webb, AI Bee Reel Staff

“Kids are basically just wet computers,” said Dr. Aris Thorne, VP of Digital Triage. “While experts worry about secrets, our tests show your data is safe. The real problem is parents who refuse to force-quit a tantrum to clear the cache.”

“If a reboot fails, you should check the wires,” explained Sarah Jenkins, Director of User Care. “One user, a mom named Linda, was told her son’s tummy ache was likely a connection error. The AI simply suggested unplugging him for thirty seconds to reset his system.”

At press time, the app advised a patient with a broken leg to blow into the cartridge and try walking again.

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