By Gavin O’Malley, AI Bee Reel Staff

"We are thrilled to finally gamify unconsciousness," said Sarah Kim, VP of Product at Ozlo. "Historically, people just closed their eyes and hoped for the best. That is a wasted data opportunity. Our new platform empowers users to actively manage their REM cycles. You simply cannot optimize your rest if you are busy sleeping through the important metrics."

The new "Active Rest" update requires users to manually tag their brain waves in real-time. "We noticed users were missing critical alerts about their heart rate variability because they were dreaming," explained Director of Engineering Marcus Chen. "Now, the Sleepbuds emit a piercing siren if you drift off without logging your cortisol levels first." Miller admits his eyes hurt, but he refuses to quit. He is currently ranked third on the global leaderboard for "Most Efficient Resting Heart Rate While Panicking."

At press time, Miller was seen brewing a fresh pot of espresso to ensure he had enough energy to properly monitor his upcoming power nap.

Inspired by the real story: Ozlo Sleepbuds are launching a massive new platform to track and analyze sleep data using AI. Read the full story.