PALO ALTO — By Emily Patel, AI Bee Reel Staff

February 5, 2026

NEW YORK, NY — Junior analyst Timmy Green accidentally uploaded his personal shopping list to the company’s new AI tool this morning. Instead of deleting the file, the program instantly converted the text “Eggs, Milk, Bread” into a dazzling 50-slide pitch deck titled “Calcium Asset Acquisition & Gluten Synergy,” causing the CEO to nod approvingly for forty minutes.

“We usually spend weeks thinking about lunch,” said Marcus Thorne, VP of Synergies. “But Claude Opus 4.6 used its deep reasoning to visualize a complete breakfast merger in seconds. The slide on ‘Yeast Optimization’ was pure genius.” Thorne noted that the new model handles big documents, but handling a three-item list with this much confidence is “game changing.”

“This is the kind of big-picture thinking we pay for,” explained Sarah Sterling, Director of Looking Busy, while pointing at a graph showing rising bread prices. “Timmy didn’t just ask for food. He leveraged a grain-based ecosystem to disrupt hunger.” Timmy was later seen trying to eat the printout because he forgot to actually go to the store.

At press time, the AI turned a sticky note saying “Call Mom” into a 90-page proposal for a strategic hostile takeover of the family unit.

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