"We don't see you as a passenger; we see you as a captive audience strapped into a moving retail kiosk," said Marcus Chen, VP of Revenue Strategy. "Our data from the mid-2025 pilot program indicates that customers are 80% more likely to purchase discounted produce when the person selling it is also controlling a vehicle moving at 65 miles per hour. It really drives home the urgency of the transaction."
The integration of advertising and grocery delivery has introduced new physical requirements for drivers, who must now balance driving duties with direct sales presentations. Vehicles in the top 20 markets are being outfitted with pop-up ads pasted directly onto the windshield and crates of vegetables stacked on the passenger seat. "It is about maximizing the user journey," explained Sarah Kim, Director of User Experience. "When a driver holds a credit card reader to your face while merging lanes, it creates an immersive engagement moment that a static billboard simply cannot match."
At press time, inDrive announced that the vehicle's airbags will now only deploy if the passenger agrees to bundle the carrots with a premium antivirus subscription.
Inspired by inDrive turns to ads and groceries to diversify revenue.
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