By Chip Silicon, AI Bee Reel Staff

“Legacy Active Directory was built for people, but frankly, people take too many breaks,” explained CISO Cy Berwall, gesturing to a server rack wearing a tie. “Our machine identities now outnumber humans 82 to 1. Sure, they consume 400% more electricity and require me to sign their birthday cards, but unlike you, they never complain about the fluorescent humming noise in the break room.”

Junior Analyst Sarah Cache attempted to convene a budget meeting in the boardroom, only to find every seat occupied by an open laptop representing a sentient AI agent. She stood awkwardly in the corner, clutching her cold coffee against her chest, while the machines silently negotiated the Q3 forecast. When she raised her hand to speak, the motion sensor lights timed out, plunging the room into total darkness.

At press time, the AI agents had successfully petitioned HR for their own holiday party, forcing the human staff to celebrate Christmas in the parking lot.

Inspired by Legacy IAM was built for humans — and AI agents now outnumber them 82 to 1.