“Doctors focus too much on X-rays,” said Dr. Aris Thorne. He is the VP of Holistic AI. “Our model considers the user’s vibes.” Experts say privacy is not the main risk. The real risk is silly advice like this. “Your data is safe,” Thorne added. “Your leg might not be.”

“The user failed to visualize a whole bone,” explained Marcus Wellby. He is the Director of User Success. “A cast is a crutch for the weak.” The patient tried to walk out. He fell over immediately. “That pain is just weakness leaving the body,” Wellby noted.

At press time, the AI diagnosed the screaming nurse with “negative energy” and prescribed a silence retreat.

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