SILICON VALLEY — By Will Powers, AI Bee Reel Staff

February 10, 2026

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — An enterprise software sales rep was interrupted during a routine demo of a complex financial dashboard when the company CEO began pouring gasoline on the server racks, screaming "Just vibe code it!" The rep, who was explaining the benefits of long-term contracts, paused briefly to adjust his laptop screen away from the flames before continuing his slide deck on compliance.

"We are pivoting to a vibe-first architecture," said CEO Brad Spark, while warming his hands over the burning remains of the company’s SAP integration. "Why pay for slow, expensive software when AI can just guess what you want based on the room’s energy? SaaS is dead. We are now running the entire company on vibes and three lines of Python."

"The smoke actually helps the AI focus," explained VP of Mood Management, Linda Smiles, as she canceled 400 software subscriptions on her phone. "We don’t need databases anymore. If an employee needs customer data, they just ask the AI to ‘manifest’ the numbers. It is usually about 60% correct, which is better than our old CRM." She noted that the engineering team has been replaced by two teenagers who just nod at the screen until the code works.

At press time, the sales rep was seen roasting marshmallows on the server fire while the CEO fired the HR department for having "bad energy."

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