Smart health sensor now vibrates when you reach for pie
November 28, 2025
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — BioSense released a software update today. It targets the holiday season. The new "Accountability
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — BioSense released a software update today. It targets the holiday season. The new "Accountability
SAN FRANCISCO — Speechify released a new voice typing tool for Chrome this week. It promises to help
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Tech companies promise that AI will soon run the world. Meanwhile, the smartest robot in
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Audio startup Retr0 launched a new portable music player Tuesday. It costs $160. It
[SATIRE] LOS ANGELES — Major social platforms announced a new creator fund today. It pays users to livestream
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