Amazon raises glue prices after algorithm detects teacher desperation
December 5, 2025
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Amazon defended its dynamic pricing model today after schools reported budget crisis. Districts say prices
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Amazon defended its dynamic pricing model today after schools reported budget crisis. Districts say prices
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — The startup Aaru has raised $1B to fix the biggest problem in business: customers.
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[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Synapticus AI responded to complaints about its new chatbot on Tuesday. Users reported the
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Amazon announced a new feature for Alexa Plus on Tuesday. The AI can now track
“We realized people on Mount Everest were reaching the summit and not buying anything,” said Greg Pelson, Amazon’s