Companies Delay Layoffs Until January 2nd As ‘Holiday Gift’
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Major tech companies confirmed this week they will pause firings until January. They are calling
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Major tech companies confirmed this week they will pause firings until January. They are calling
[SATIRE] NEW YORK — Corporate strategy departments confirmed Tuesday that they are no longer avoiding geopolitical turmoil. Instead,
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Corporate HR departments have found a new way to sort employees. A major consulting firm
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Corporate employers confirmed Tuesday that AI is not actually replacing workers. Instead, it is
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — OmniSystems unveiled a new management strategy Tuesday. They call it “Neuro-Optimization.” The program claims to
[SATIRE] AUSTIN — A new report shows businesses are losing $12.5 billion a year due to broken links.