“Workplace injuries cost money, but human autonomy costs more,” said Chief Efficiency Officer Chip Micro, adjusting his own

“Our engineering team worked tirelessly to shave the profile down to a mere 9mm,” said Chief Design Officer

“We realized letting users browse without our constant verbal interjections was a missed engagement opportunity,” said Ty Ping,

“This isn’t surveillance; it’s ‘spatial productivity awareness,’” stated HP Director of Peripherals, Canon Zoom. “We are utilizing the

“We successfully fit a tiny computer inside the classic brick, but the user experience felt incomplete,” said Head

“We are solving the terrible devastation of social media by making the user interface so fundamentally tedious that