Canva Writes ‘AI’ on Post-It Note, Valuation Hits $42 Billion
December 1, 2025
[SATIRE] SYDNEY — Canva is now worth $42 billion. The company says this huge number comes from hard
[SATIRE] SYDNEY — Canva is now worth $42 billion. The company says this huge number comes from hard
SEATTLE — NexusStream rejected a top engineer today. The reason was simple. The applicant ate a sandwich during
[SATIRE] BOSTON — Employees at OmniSystems lost their Tuesday afternoon to a surprise meeting. CEO Walter Vargas read
SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic released its newest AI model, Claude Opus 4.5, this week. It is faster and
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic announced a breakthrough in AI memory this week. The new software allows digital
[SATIRE] CUPERTINO — Apple announced major discounts on AirTags, iPads, and Watches this week. The company calls these