SEATTLE — By Patricia Pending, AI Bee Reel Staff

February 19, 2026

FREMONT, CA — A Tesla Model Y crossing the state line into California was observed frantically scrubbing the word ‘Autopilot’ from its dashboard with a digital eraser, promptly replacing the text with a blinking ‘Good Luck’ message. The mandatory software update initiated exactly as the vehicle passed the welcome sign, forcing the driver to briefly grip the steering wheel with actual human hands.

“This rebranding ensures total transparency for our valued users,” said Marcus Thorne, VP of Regulatory Semantics. Tesla has officially stopped using the term ‘Autopilot’ to sell its cars in California to avoid a strict 30-day sales ban. “By labeling the feature ‘Good Luck,’ we are setting realistic expectations. The car might stop for the red light, or it might not. That is the thrill of modern innovation.”

“We found that the term ‘Autopilot’ gave drivers a false sense of security, whereas ‘Good Luck’ encourages active prayer,” explained Linda Truth, Director of Anxiety Optimization. She noted that drivers are now significantly more alert, mostly because the dashboard also occasionally displays a skull emoji. “Safety is our top priority, which is why we now require drivers to sign a waiver acknowledging that the car is trying its best.”

At press time, Tesla released a patch for the ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode, officially renaming it to ‘May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor.’

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