Anthropic Cuts Claude Opus 4.5 Prices Due To Crippling Imposter Syndrome
SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic released its newest AI model, Claude Opus 4.5, this week. It is faster and
SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic released its newest AI model, Claude Opus 4.5, this week. It is faster and
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic announced a breakthrough in AI memory this week. The new software allows digital
[SATIRE] CUPERTINO — Apple announced major discounts on AirTags, iPads, and Watches this week. The company calls these
CANBERRA — The Australian government has officially added Twitch to its strict social media ban for teenagers, ruling
While the malicious software is designed to “lay low” for future attacks, users report the foreign spies are
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — AWS and Visa announced a new partnership this week. They are building tools for “agentic