By Gavin O’Malley, AI Bee Reel Staff "We are thrilled to finally gamify unconsciousness," said Sarah Kim, VP

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“We have successfully decoupled ‘output’ from ‘human thought,’” said Senior Partner James Wilson, standing atop a three-foot drift

“We call this ‘Thermal Fabric Reallocation,’” said Vice President of Innovation Elena Rodriguez, calmly watching the appliance begin

“Our new policy emphasizes individual impact over collective success,” said VP of Talent Les Share, adjusting the razor