Reviewed by Sean Hagarty — Review Editor, AI Bee Reel
“We designed a system so complex that simple human error renders it useless,” said Sarah Jenkins, VP of Unintentional Lockouts. “If we can’t count the votes, hackers can’t steal them. It is the perfect defense.”
At publishing time, the IACR was seen shaking the server upside down to see if the key would fall out.
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