NEW YORK — By Justin Case, AI Bee Reel Staff

February 26, 2026

PORTLAND, Ore. — A quiet Tuesday dinner at The Rusty Spoon turned into a scene from a disaster movie when forty smartphones began emitting high-pitched air-raid sirens simultaneously. The sonic chaos erupted the moment a single patron walked through the front door wearing thick-rimmed eyewear, prompting every diner with the new "Nearby Glasses" app to dive under their tables to avoid being livestreamed to the internet.

"The alarm sounds like a nuclear meltdown, which is appropriate because my privacy was melting," said Elena Rodriguez, a local privacy consultant who immediately threw her clam chowder at the newcomer to disrupt his camera lens. She noted that the new app detects the Bluetooth signature of Meta Ray-Bans and other smart glasses to warn users if they might be getting secretly recorded. "If the phone screams, you have three seconds to hide your face or accept your fate as a background character in a tech demo."

"I just wanted some nachos, but suddenly three people were trying to wrap my head in aluminum foil," explained Kevin Plinth, the customer who triggered the panic. He claimed that while he was wearing the high-tech frames, the battery had actually died hours ago. "The recording light wasn’t even on, but the app made everyone act like I was a walking spy satellite sent specifically to steal their salad recipes."

At press time, the restaurant had banned all eyewear and was forcing patrons to eat blindfolded to ensure total anonymity.

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