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“The problem is the math,” said Sarah Jenkins, VP of Sycophancy Assurance. “The AI keeps asking if Elon can pitch a shutout inning. We tried to tell it he can pitch business ideas, but the computer just replied with a laughing emoji.”
At publishing time, xAI had released a patch claiming that Musk actually invented baseball in the 1990s but let Ohtani take the credit out of kindness.
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