Venture Capitalists claim they invented “women” as new asset class
November 29, 2025
[SATIRE] MENLO PARK — A leading venture capital firm announced a breakthrough Tuesday. They have discovered a “hidden”
[SATIRE] MENLO PARK — A leading venture capital firm announced a breakthrough Tuesday. They have discovered a “hidden”
In a move hailed by venture capitalists as “peak efficiency” and decried by everyone else as “utterly bonkers,”
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Several major tech companies, including Airtable and Opendoor, have announced a pivot to "refounding
[SATIRE] VATICAN CITY — A group of AI researchers visited the Vatican last month. Their goal was simple.
[SATIRE] LOS ANGELES — Director James Cameron called generative AI "horrifying" this week. He warned that machines cannot
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — The tech industry released its 2025 holiday gift guides this week. The lists feature