Salesforce Replaces Discounts With ‘Shared Values’ Campaign
December 1, 2025
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Salesforce told customers Tuesday that price cuts are over. The company says discounts are
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Salesforce told customers Tuesday that price cuts are over. The company says discounts are
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