Company Closes Information Gap By Tracking Employee Blinks
November 29, 2025
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Apex Solutions declared victory over the “information gap” on Tuesday. The logistics firm installed new
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Apex Solutions declared victory over the “information gap” on Tuesday. The logistics firm installed new
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Several tech companies announced a new “financial wellness” program today. They will stop giving cash
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Major tech companies announced a new mandatory wellness policy Tuesday. Employees must now lift heavy
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Apex Solutions announced a new benefit program on Tuesday. Employees can now convert their workplace
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Corporate employers confirmed Tuesday that AI is not actually replacing workers. Instead, it is
[SATIRE] AUSTIN — A new report shows businesses are losing $12.5 billion a year due to broken links.