Congress demands driver’s license to play Candy Crush
December 1, 2025
[SATIRE] WASHINGTON — Congress introduced a new digital safety bill on Tuesday. It requires strict age checks for
[SATIRE] WASHINGTON — Congress introduced a new digital safety bill on Tuesday. It requires strict age checks for
SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI launched a new shopping feature for ChatGPT right before Black Friday. The update promises
[SATIRE] CAMDEN, N.J. — Campbell’s Soup Company issued a formal correction this week to assure consumers that its
PALO ALTO — Character AI announced a new feature for kids called "Stories." It replaces the open chat
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Miller & Associates was a quiet tax firm. That changed on Monday. CEO Walter Gupta
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Global Logistics CEO Walter Washington is 82 years old. He announced Monday that he will