Congress demands driver’s license to play Candy Crush
December 1, 2025
[SATIRE] WASHINGTON — Congress introduced a new digital safety bill on Tuesday. It requires strict age checks for
[SATIRE] WASHINGTON — Congress introduced a new digital safety bill on Tuesday. It requires strict age checks for
SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI launched a new shopping feature for ChatGPT right before Black Friday. The update promises
[SATIRE] CAMDEN, N.J. — Campbell’s Soup Company issued a formal correction this week to assure consumers that its
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