[SATIRE] PALO ALTO — Following Andrej Karpathy’s viral demonstration of “vibe coding,” several enterprise software firms announced Tuesday

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[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Hardware makers found a way to sell $4,000 laptops to corporate IT departments this

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