Sales Team Hits Goals By Inventing Fake Customers
[SATIRE] OTTAWA — Shopify fired 50 employees this week. The reason was simple. The sales team found a
[SATIRE] OTTAWA — Shopify fired 50 employees this week. The reason was simple. The sales team found a
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI CEO Sam Altman confirmed this week that he relies on ChatGPT to raise
[SATIRE] NEW YORK — Samsung clarified the purpose of its popular Frame TV on Tuesday. The company says
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Salesforce told customers Tuesday that price cuts are over. The company says discounts are
CHICAGO — Performance reviews are changing. Companies are dropping sales goals for the “Bird Test.” This trend started
[SATIRE] ST. LOUIS — Panera Bread announced a bold pivot on Monday. They are testing a new feature