Aaru raises $1B to replace complaining customers with agreeable robots
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — The startup Aaru has raised $1B to fix the biggest problem in business: customers.
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — The startup Aaru has raised $1B to fix the biggest problem in business: customers.
QUEBEC — Fleet Space celebrated a big win on Tuesday. Their AI system found a huge lithium deposit
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Synapticus AI responded to complaints about its new chatbot on Tuesday. Users reported the
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Amazon announced a new feature for Alexa Plus on Tuesday. The AI can now track
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Amazon announced a new ultra-fast delivery service on Tuesday. The company promises to bring groceries
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — Zillow confirmed this week it has removed climate risk data from home listings. The company