Australia Bans Twitch for Teens, Declares Pinterest Essential for ‘Cottagecore’ Survival
November 23, 2025
CANBERRA — The Australian government has officially added Twitch to its strict social media ban for teenagers, ruling
CANBERRA — The Australian government has officially added Twitch to its strict social media ban for teenagers, ruling
“We built a global empire teaching children complex math, but it appears we forgot to apply those subtraction
“This was purely a technical glitch,” said Miles Vanderlay, Google’s Director of Coincidental Errors. “Our helpful algorithms simply
AUSTIN, TX — Following reports of a significant data leak, executives at CrowdStrike moved quickly to reassure clients
“We take privacy very seriously,” said Sarah Jenkins, VP of Mandatory Helpfulness. “That’s why no human ever sees
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Federal agents announced a major victory in the war on computing power today, arresting