Companies Rebrand Global Crises as “High-Growth Opportunities”
December 11, 2025
[SATIRE] NEW YORK — Corporate strategy departments confirmed Tuesday that they are no longer avoiding geopolitical turmoil. Instead,
[SATIRE] NEW YORK — Corporate strategy departments confirmed Tuesday that they are no longer avoiding geopolitical turmoil. Instead,
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Corporate HR departments have found a new way to sort employees. A major consulting firm
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Corporate employers confirmed Tuesday that AI is not actually replacing workers. Instead, it is
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — OmniSystems unveiled a new management strategy Tuesday. They call it “Neuro-Optimization.” The program claims to
[SATIRE] AUSTIN — A new report shows businesses are losing $12.5 billion a year due to broken links.
[SATIRE] WASHINGTON — Congress introduced a new digital safety bill on Tuesday. It requires strict age checks for