Microsoft Sweaters Now Require Firmware Update to Stay Warm December 2, 2025 [SATIRE] REDMOND — Microsoft launched its new holiday sweaters this week. They cost $80. They also come with Read More »
Manager ‘Levels Up’ Leadership By Scheduling Three New Daily Meetings November 28, 2025 [SATIRE] SEATTLE — A local tech manager read a blog post about “leveling up” his leadership style. He Read More »
Leaked order names US government “junior partner” to AI companies November 26, 2025 [SATIRE] WASHINGTON — A leaked draft of a new executive order appeared this week. It outlines a massive Read More »
Korn Ferry Confirms Caring About People Is A Disqualification For Being CEO December 1, 2025 [SATIRE] LOS ANGELES — Korn Ferry released new data on Tuesday showing that only 16 of the top Read More »
Malaysia Social Media Ban Forces Teens to Attempt Dangerous ‘Eye Contact’ November 24, 2025 KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — The government of Malaysia is moving forward with a controversial Social Media Ban for Read More »