Supabase hits $5B valuation by refusing to play golf with CTOs
November 29, 2025
SAN FRANCISCO — Database startup Supabase reached a $5 billion valuation this week. They did it by doing
SAN FRANCISCO — Database startup Supabase reached a $5 billion valuation this week. They did it by doing
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