CEO Reads First Chapter of Self-Help Book, Schedules Mandatory 4-Hour Meeting
November 26, 2025
[SATIRE] BOSTON — Employees at OmniSystems lost their Tuesday afternoon to a surprise meeting. CEO Walter Vargas read
[SATIRE] BOSTON — Employees at OmniSystems lost their Tuesday afternoon to a surprise meeting. CEO Walter Vargas read
SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic released its newest AI model, Claude Opus 4.5, this week. It is faster and
[SATIRE] SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic announced a breakthrough in AI memory this week. The new software allows digital
[SATIRE] CUPERTINO — Apple announced major discounts on AirTags, iPads, and Watches this week. The company calls these
While the malicious software is designed to “lay low” for future attacks, users report the foreign spies are
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — AWS and Visa announced a new partnership this week. They are building tools for “agentic