“We call it ‘Analog Retrieval Design,’” said Marcus Thorne, VP of Physical Innovations, keeping a straight face while

“I have spent the last four days writing code just to make the volume button work,” said Edwards,

“We have rules for a reason,” said Brad ‘The Block’ Miller, Anthropic’s VP of Door Security, while polishing

"We are bringing the seamless latency of the cloud to the physical world," said James Wu, Amazon’s VP

"We are simply ensuring a premium experience for the right people," said Sarah Jenkins, VP of Digital Velvet

"Modern domestic life puts a strain on the human chassis that evolution simply didn’t prepare us for," said