AWS builds AI empire while customers try to reset passwords
December 6, 2025
[SATIRE] LAS VEGAS — Amazon Web Services (AWS) unveiled a massive new AI system this week. The new
[SATIRE] LAS VEGAS — Amazon Web Services (AWS) unveiled a massive new AI system this week. The new
[SATIRE] NEW YORK — A new luxury service called "The Void" launched on Tuesday. It costs $50 million
[SATIRE] LAS VEGAS — Amazon Web Services (AWS) announced a major pivot at re:Invent 2025. The cloud giant
[SATIRE] CUPERTINO — Apple announced major discounts on AirTags, iPads, and Watches this week. The company calls these
[SATIRE] SEATTLE — AWS and Visa announced a new partnership this week. They are building tools for “agentic
[SATIRE] CHICAGO — Apex Solutions sent a memo to staff today. It clarifies the company stance on parental