“We realized that 90% of corporate synergy can be expressed with a thumbs-up or a poop emoji, significantly

“To ensure our AI can adequately summarize your aunt’s birthday post, we require the energy output of a

“We looked at the data and realized that 92% of users were rushing out the door in a

“We analyzed user behavior and realized the modern consumer needs infinite uptime for their AI assistants,” explained QuantumLink

“We don’t view this as denying access to nutrition; we view it as an opportunity to deepen the

“We are committed to a sustainable future where latency never interrupts a user’s dopamine loop,” said Marcus Chen,